Vice-Presidential Memo #1a Redux
Attention people, this is Vice-President Rufus. If anyone has seen Director Veld of the Turks, could they please tell him I'm in something called D-118 and I really need Tseng and Rude? My PHS doesn't appear to be getting a signal, which is most annoying. I thought we had a studly network! And I can't get to my email. I've got deadlines!
Professor Hojo, if this is your idea of amusement, I don't find it at all funny. I'm supposed to be getting ready to head to school, dammit! Where are my Turks! Where is my father? Mama, are you there? I need some answers, people!
I... also need some clothes that don't fall off, please. Why is everything bigger than I am?
((ooc: introducing... Vice-President Rufus ShinRa, boy workaholic, age eight and seriously caffeine-dependant.))
Professor Hojo, if this is your idea of amusement, I don't find it at all funny. I'm supposed to be getting ready to head to school, dammit! Where are my Turks! Where is my father? Mama, are you there? I need some answers, people!
I... also need some clothes that don't fall off, please. Why is everything bigger than I am?
((ooc: introducing... Vice-President Rufus ShinRa, boy workaholic, age eight and seriously caffeine-dependant.))