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shakingbaltic in asylumproject

Kratīšana 15; text, strike 50% hackable

Dec 11, 2009 19:43

Is there anyone else u-under 5'0 in this place?

H...how tall is e-everyone h-here?

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Audio ach_crivens December 12 2009, 09:24:38 UTC

Ach, I dinnae have the reading of ye numbers, but I can sae that the bed 'm meant tae be sleepin' oon is twice me height!

[Read: 6 inches]

Audio shakingbaltic December 12 2009, 09:51:09 UTC

[He really tried to understand what was said. He lived with Sweden for a long time so he gets most of it, but it is still a bit hard.]

Y-you cannot climb o-on it?

Audio ach_crivens December 13 2009, 04:13:35 UTC

Aye, course I can! It's jus' a bigjob bed, fer one of ye big people wit' ye clumberin' leggies. Dinnae mean I cannae jump up!

Audio shakingbaltic December 13 2009, 10:47:10 UTC

H-how high can you jump?

Audio ach_crivens December 13 2009, 23:24:29 UTC

Boo't as high as I need tae, most times! Why, how high can ye jump?

Audio shakingbaltic December 14 2009, 19:11:19 UTC

[Wait a moment and you will hear Latvia's feet hit the ground hard.]

2/3rds my own height, I th-think.

Re: Audio ach_crivens December 15 2009, 04:46:09 UTC

Aye! That's kinda pathetic, ye ken!

Audio shakingbaltic December 15 2009, 06:32:03 UTC

I a-am sorry, b...but most people c-cannot jump much higher.

Audio ach_crivens December 15 2009, 10:04:44 UTC

Aye? So ye's a big wee bigjob?

[Translation: So you're a little human?]

Audio shakingbaltic December 15 2009, 10:06:50 UTC

[Doesn't get it for some horrible seconds.]

I a-am a nation.

Audio ach_crivens December 15 2009, 10:09:39 UTC

[He doesn't get this 'nation' thing. There are only worlds, not nations.]

Is tha' a bigjob clan?

Audio shakingbaltic December 15 2009, 10:13:00 UTC

A l-little bit like that.

Audio ach_crivens December 15 2009, 10:21:32 UTC

Ach, crivens! Same difference, ye ken. Ye still harvest ye ships, and ye cannae jump verrae high, nae matter which clan ye's from!

Ye still huge too!

Audio shakingbaltic December 15 2009, 19:46:09 UTC

I d-do not have ships. I h...had a lot but now they d-do not belong to me a...anymore and m-many are sunk.

I a-am short for my kind.

Audio ach_crivens December 15 2009, 22:51:06 UTC

Nae, no' the type wit ye sails and ye oars! The woolly ones tha' go baa and make goo' kebabbies! Ye dinnae sink them!

Aye? Lets take a squiz at ye then!

[To add to confusion, ships=sheep. Which is probably obvious now...]
[Translation: 'Not sailing ships, sheep, which are good to eat. ''Oh? Lets have a look at you if you're that short']

Audio shakingbaltic December 16 2009, 21:08:06 UTC

I d-do not like sheep.

[....Give him a sec. Or two. Or three.]

I a...am in my room but I can come somewhere e-else.

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