Shego 1st plan ((Text))

[plasma_de]

You know Drakken. I think this is the first time that you've truly managed to impress me.

For one thing, you've managed to land me in some kind of cell (with running water and a computer) without my prior knowledge. You also managed to do this after that little princess Kim Possible threw me into the signal tower (the tower that you built), once

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[shakingbaltic]

Wh...why do you need a nail file?

[plasma_de]

Why do you think?

You know, for maintaining a good manicure and all?

[shakingbaltic]

M-most people worry about m-missions or f...friends when th-they arrive here. I d-did not think that someone would worry about th...that.

[plasma_de]

It's nice to have someone worry about something new once in a while then, huh?

I don't have any friends to worry about. And my missions can wait for me.

[shakingbaltic]

Y-you have no friends back home?

WHY IS LATVIA SO CUTE.

[plasma_de]

Nope. Nada. Zilch. Super-villains don't really...go for the whole 'friend' thing, if you get what I mean.

1/2; Because you always need the cute one in a boyband?

[shakingbaltic]

2/2

[shakingbaltic]

Wh-why do you want to b-be that?

gwahhhhh!! Groupies! <3

[plasma_de]

Because it's fun! You get to steal anything you want, destroy everything, make fun of people. It's the life. You should try it some time.

[shakingbaltic]

I w-would not want t-to hurt someone, it is not nice to be h-hurt.

[plasma_de]

Not the villain type, huh? What are you, a superhero then?

[shakingbaltic]

N-no. That would be America.

[plasma_de]

Hah! America seems less like a superhero and more of the sniveling sort.

Kind of like you.

Oh wait. Let me guess. You're a country.

[shakingbaltic]

That is because he is from the far past. T-Today's America always claims to be a h-hero and says that he will save everyone, but he d-did nothing f-for us, because he c-cannot win against Mr R-Russia.

Yes, I am Latvia.

[plasma_de]

America being a hero. Now that sounds like a nightmare.

Latvia? I've been there a couple of times. Nice place to rob to visit.

[shakingbaltic]

I-it is. H-he tries to help.

You know me?

[Maybe the first time since he came here that a person who isn't a nation knows him.]