Presidential Meno #15: Explanations Demanded...

Sep 28, 2009 08:51

All right, I see from the various discussions going on that changes have happened. Reno and I coped with the bed situation quite nicely... I have but one thing to say ( Read more... )

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/grumpy lancerusso September 28 2009, 15:52:02 UTC
Hey, lucky you, right!?
Guess who's in my bed.

A fucking pirate! Yeah! And he won't wake the hell up!
Seriously, he must've been down and out last night to be still in fancy-dress and end up in MY bed, right!? I mean, My bed's always on the left! I think we're gonna have a little chat when he gets the hell away from my room!
And tough shit about the booze, Rufus. They probably found out what'cha been doing. It isn't exactly model patient behaviour, right!?

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Pirate girl did not realize there were other pirates about pieces_of_hate September 28 2009, 22:27:40 UTC
..........A pirate, you say?

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rufuself September 29 2009, 01:41:39 UTC
No need to worry, Miss. I suspect Lance is mistaken somehow.

Have we met? I am President Rufus ShinRa of the planet Gaia.

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She's flailing XD pieces_of_hate September 29 2009, 01:53:41 UTC
No, no, no, I need to speak to him about it! Do you know if it was a female, and did she have a funny coloured streak through her hair? She does look like a man....it's important!

Ah, no, I don't believe so sir. A president? Oh my...

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ach_crivens September 28 2009, 22:26:00 UTC
Ach, crivens! I didnae do it, bu' I goo' to hand it to the fella tha' did, tis some nimble fingers he must 'ave to offski with tha'!

Ye wan me to ead'butt the scunner tha' took it to a pulp wi' the angover oozin out 'is ears when ye find im?

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rufuself September 29 2009, 01:40:41 UTC
Ah, Rob old sod, how have you been. Haven't seen you in a while!

You know... I wouldn't want you to get hurt by a Grunt or something, but if you happen to figure out who did it, do take them down for me, won't you? I think your forensic skills are superb: if it was stolen for hooch purposes, whoever did it IS likely to have Hel's own hangover. Good thought!

Head-butt the bastard for me once, will you?

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ach_crivens September 29 2009, 08:42:51 UTC
Aye, tis gu' tae talk to ye again! Ye do okay in tha bonny carnival we ad? It was a real 'oot!

Crivens! I dinna care about ye Grunties, the bigger they are the more fun it is tae giv' em a good kickin~ But I cou' certainly try sniff me way to ye culprit, I can smell strong booze from 10 miles off! Any idea who' it could be?

Oh aye! Wi' pleasure!

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rufuself September 29 2009, 14:50:47 UTC
Your idea of a 'hoot' is somewhat different from my own, but that's the spice of life, eh? We did all right. It was... interesting. Anything but boring.

Hmm--yes, you actually could do that, couldn't you. Good idea! I say go for it, and kick the crap out of the perpetrator. I might have to get you a black jacket and white shirt to go with your... uhh... kilt thing there... you'd make a fine Turk!

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reno_ac September 29 2009, 13:19:23 UTC
This is much more like it! Finally they got the room assignment right…so I can help you take care of the Stigma. Took a peek outside the door and I'm not seeing any more of those creepy-ass nurses or grunts. In fact, everything looks pretty normal. Oh, and I pushed the beds together, yo. I figured you wouldn’t mind. All we need to do is decide who gets the red toothbrush and who gets the blue one.

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rufuself September 29 2009, 14:52:15 UTC
Don't mind a bit. I hear there's even sunshine in the garden now--and the elevators are apparently safe to use for the moment. Might be nice to get off the floor for a bit!

Which toothbrush do you want? I mean... I think I should have the one that's the same colour as my logo, right??

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reno_ac September 29 2009, 15:49:55 UTC
Sunshine? I wonder if we can go out there at night. Look up at the stars, all that. Someone says we can smoke now too. Thank freakin' Gaea for that! Can you walk at all, boss? Or still in the wheelchair full time?

Blue is like my eyes, so I'm happy with that. Oh, there are razors. Green and Yellow. Do you even shave?

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rufuself September 29 2009, 18:09:21 UTC
Do I even shave?? What kind of question is that? Of course I do. Couple of times a week at least!

Yellow goes better with red; I'll take that one.

I don't know if there will be stars and moonlight; that would be nice eventually, but right now it's just good to have a chance to see the sun again. I can walk a bit--not long and not far, but yes, I can. Let's do that after dinner, shall we?

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