Jan 23, 2008 11:18
After interviewing several of the lunatics under my care, I have come to the conclusion that a disproportionate amount have had some sort of musical training. I have heard of asylums organizing amature theatrical productions with the more harmless lunatics, and perhaps I could offer this as an incentive to cooperate.
The female patients, however, continue to disturb me. Yelling things about giant scissors (which, if they were male, I would interpret as castration anxiety) and something about 'the big bad man with his grabbing hands'. I will have to either study this further or else get myself a good pair of earmuffs.