There's the guilty party, your honor. *Points to the phone*

Dec 03, 2011 22:01

My father just recently bought an Android phone. The only problem is, he doesn't know how to work it. In trying to figure out how to work it, he accidentally called his sister. She didn't pick up, so it went to her voice-mail; and then he tried to hang up, but because he doesn't know how to work it, it just kept recording without his knowledge.

Meanwhile, his TV was blaring in the background. On the TV was a movie. In the movie, someone was dying. It was a cop drama or something, I don't know. Someone was being murdered.

So my aunt got an extended voice-message from her brother...of someone being murdered.

About 20 minutes later, the cops show up. At his house. They wanted in. They wanted to make sure no one was dead inside, that my aunt's brother hadn't been murdered, and that he hadn't been the one to kill him. Apparently, it took a long time to convince them that he lives alone, that he hadn't murdered anyone, that his sister's brother wasn't dead, because he was himself, etc.

Imagine that trial, though, if they hadn't believed him. If they had arrested him or something. Imagine the defense. "I was framed by my Android!"
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