College...
Well, I know I haven't updated in FOREVER, but at long last, I have found something worth posting. (And tomorrow, with any luck, will be a snow day, so you may hear from me then, too).
The much-discussed, long-lost...
Jefferson 218 Quote Board!!
(discovered by my dad in the closet of my old bedroom)
"I'm tired of looking at picture of naked teenage girls." --Todd Bruno
"This is golf year." --Kyle, in her sleep
"It's about puppies and retarded people--that can't be good." --Amy
"Wait a minute, I'm a badger cage!" --Amy (no idea on this one)
"Better to have stalked and lost than to never have stalked at all." --Kyle, probably referring to Amy's stalking
"Fish scares the hell out of me." --Shaq
"The mustard seed is the breadbox of Biblical times." --Amy
"Love!" --Margie
"The only thing that stops the flooding is the dikes." --Kyle
"Foetus and Butthead." --Kyle
"If I had that horn, I'd toot it." --Dana
"I don't know how to smoke crack." --Shaq
"Nancy Kerrigan is the Dan Quayle of ice skating." --Amy
"Watching movies is really fun 'cuz I just like them all." --Scott
"College is hard!" --Amy
"We don't subscribe to your bourgeois values about clean dishes." Kyle
"You can ask for all the seaports you want, you bastards, but I'm not going to give you any!" --Kyle, while playing SimCity
"I'm going to eat some tic-tacs and read about see-saws." --Margie
"Your mom." --Amy, every day
"That fish could kick my dog's ass!" --Adam Gurson
"You don't know about The Gentlemen [of the College]? Have you been in a hole?" --Donovan Maust
"If women threw their panties at you, you'd be cool, too." --Ashley Griffith, referring to Tom Jones
"Why would I want women's panties?" --Tim Honeycutt
"I think you could do it yourself or you could get someone to crank it for you." Kyle, referring to a hurdy-gurdy
"Doin' the Butt!" --Scott
"Barilla--Made in USA for American tastes"
"The piano sounded like a like when she lifted the pedal to make on the certain chords while other times using the pedal to lift all the pads to have the total harp effect." --Scott in his concert report, before editing by Amy. He is a native English speaker.
And finally, the ever-popular...
"Oh, look! I have a small box!" --Amy
The much-discussed, long-lost...
Jefferson 218 Quote Board!!
(discovered by my dad in the closet of my old bedroom)
"I'm tired of looking at picture of naked teenage girls." --Todd Bruno
"This is golf year." --Kyle, in her sleep
"It's about puppies and retarded people--that can't be good." --Amy
"Wait a minute, I'm a badger cage!" --Amy (no idea on this one)
"Better to have stalked and lost than to never have stalked at all." --Kyle, probably referring to Amy's stalking
"Fish scares the hell out of me." --Shaq
"The mustard seed is the breadbox of Biblical times." --Amy
"Love!" --Margie
"The only thing that stops the flooding is the dikes." --Kyle
"Foetus and Butthead." --Kyle
"If I had that horn, I'd toot it." --Dana
"I don't know how to smoke crack." --Shaq
"Nancy Kerrigan is the Dan Quayle of ice skating." --Amy
"Watching movies is really fun 'cuz I just like them all." --Scott
"College is hard!" --Amy
"We don't subscribe to your bourgeois values about clean dishes." Kyle
"You can ask for all the seaports you want, you bastards, but I'm not going to give you any!" --Kyle, while playing SimCity
"I'm going to eat some tic-tacs and read about see-saws." --Margie
"Your mom." --Amy, every day
"That fish could kick my dog's ass!" --Adam Gurson
"You don't know about The Gentlemen [of the College]? Have you been in a hole?" --Donovan Maust
"If women threw their panties at you, you'd be cool, too." --Ashley Griffith, referring to Tom Jones
"Why would I want women's panties?" --Tim Honeycutt
"I think you could do it yourself or you could get someone to crank it for you." Kyle, referring to a hurdy-gurdy
"Doin' the Butt!" --Scott
"Barilla--Made in USA for American tastes"
"The piano sounded like a like when she lifted the pedal to make on the certain chords while other times using the pedal to lift all the pads to have the total harp effect." --Scott in his concert report, before editing by Amy. He is a native English speaker.
And finally, the ever-popular...
"Oh, look! I have a small box!" --Amy