hahahaha I am an evil bastard.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I helped asi_fue across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, boxacademy (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I set marl33n's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5741 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
asurrealist
But you gotta admit I do help the poor out.. either with pocket change OR DEATH!!!