Anyone miss me?
One not so fine August 14th, I went out for a walk. It was kind of late and I knew I shouldn't have been out, but when have I ever cared about dangers in my neck of the woods? Some guys started following me at some point during the night, took me a while to notice it too. After I noticed it, I tried to lose them, but they kept following me. Not wanting to show them where I lived, I kept walking on. Next thing I know, I've got a very sharp pain in the back of my head and pass out. I wake up in a dark room with what seems like doctors, I'm all "wha fuck?" before they gave me sleeping gas. Next thing I know, I've lost my memory and have become a super soldier for an evil international organization, killing, kidnapping, extorting people for money, the usual, is what makes up most of the next few weeks. One day, by chance, I'm hit on the head again, and once again I wake up going "wha fuck?" and it seems I have my memory back. So being the awesome guy that I am, I make it my life's quest to topple this evil organization. That took about four days or so. After that, I fought around Europe as an emissary of justice and all that good stuff before I found my way back to the 'net and remembered that I missed my friends and that one person I like a lot.
Hai people. :D
Hai people. :D