I'm so goth, i won't admit it :PcelestialsfireFebruary 23 2005, 03:39:15 UTC
oh and the rules i've broken:
-Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. (not at work) -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. (sure when i want to be obvious) -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. (yeah i like those) -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) (I LOVE MANSON, I WANT TO HAVE HIS LOVE CHILD) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (sure, whatever) -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (but what if you're atheist?) -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (all that involves satan? where have i been?) -Takes drugs. (sure legal and illegal) -Drinks alcohol. (all the time) -Is suicidal and/or depressed. (not because of being gothy of course) -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) (it is? where the hell have i been?) -Complains of boredom. (but if you're into magic and such, why should you be bored?, and the bible is boring) -Sleeps too excessively or too little. (hypersomnia and insomnia are apart of growing up) -Is excessively awake during the night. (but asleep at the same time) -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (to masterbate) -Spends large amounts of time alone. (same as above) -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) (but you talk to yourself usually through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (sure) -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. (but they are all adults and kids hate adults.) -Misbehaves at school. (all kids do) -Misbehaves at home. (sure, to get attention) -Eats excessively or too little (yummy) -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (LMFAO) -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) Wow what i don't know. -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) (cable is evil) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (satan satan) -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (porn) -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (LMFAO) -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (dont we all?) -Expresses an interest in sex. (damn rock music, making me horny and all) lol -Masturbates. (and thats evil?) -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. (if you can't masterbate, you might as well be gay, lol) -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (okay scientology is evil i have to admit) -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". (NO BODY LIKETH ME) -Claims to be a goth. (nope thats the first rule of being a goth) If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. (not at work)
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. (sure when i want to be obvious)
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. (yeah i like those)
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) (I LOVE MANSON, I WANT TO HAVE HIS LOVE CHILD)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (sure, whatever)
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (but what if you're atheist?)
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (all that involves satan? where have i been?)
-Takes drugs. (sure legal and illegal)
-Drinks alcohol. (all the time)
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. (not because of being gothy of course)
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) (it is? where the hell have i been?)
-Complains of boredom. (but if you're into magic and such, why should you be bored?, and the bible is boring)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (hypersomnia and insomnia are apart of growing up)
-Is excessively awake during the night. (but asleep at the same time)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (to masterbate)
-Spends large amounts of time alone. (same as above)
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) (but you talk to yourself usually through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (sure)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. (but they are all adults and kids hate adults.)
-Misbehaves at school. (all kids do)
-Misbehaves at home. (sure, to get attention)
-Eats excessively or too little (yummy)
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (LMFAO)
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) Wow what i don't know.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) (cable is evil)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (satan satan)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (porn)
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (LMFAO)
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (dont we all?)
-Expresses an interest in sex. (damn rock music, making me horny and all) lol
-Masturbates. (and thats evil?)
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. (if you can't masterbate, you might as well be gay, lol)
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (okay scientology is evil i have to admit)
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". (NO BODY LIKETH ME)
-Claims to be a goth. (nope thats the first rule of being a goth)
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
I'm insane. :P
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