Invoking the Powers of the Bi-valve!
Oyster Invocation of the Dei:
O oysters! Be ye unto me strength that I formulate
the 12 rays of the Crown of HVA!
I conjure ye, and very potently command. Even by Him who ruleth Life from the Throne of Tahuti unto the Abyss of Amennti, even by Ptah the swathed one, that unwrappeth the mortal from the immortal, even by Amoun the giver of Life, and by Khem the mighty, whose Phallus is like the Pillar in Karnak! Even by myself and my male power do I conjure ye.
Amen.