you got what i need. but you say im just a friend. you say im just a friend.

[astroturf1985]

here a rundown of my day

Comments

[algoesextrano]

It would make my life if you would take me with you tomorrow.
I need a friend.

-Phil

[algoesextrano]

The song is called 'U-Mass' not educational.

[astroturf1985]

this song is called suck my nuts.

because that is the main thing the song says i assumed that it was the name. i know. i suck. i am sooo not scene or hardcore.

but its ok anonymous.

[algoesextrano]

Someone's awfully anal about song titles...

[astroturf1985]

i know! jeez, anonymous... lighten up.

[firstclassdrums]

yeah, you gol durn crummy numbskull...get a life you dag gum rackin frackin varmit

[algoesextrano]

Your mother lightens up when its anal.

[firstclassdrums]

you have the intelligence of a bullfrog
you have the courage of a woodpecker
you have the wit of a bull moose
you are a mean person
you have devil eyes

[astroturf1985]

this is entertaining. my livejournal hasnt seen this much excitement in years.

billy won. the end.

[algoesextrano]

I'm afraid either of your mothers haven't seen too much excitement either.

[firstclassdrums]

my mother dunked on harry potter

[algoesextrano]

Now thats fulfilling a prophecy.

[astroturf1985]

but you just implied that my mother received anal. or was that phil's mother?

plus, whats up with all the mother jokes? someone has been watching too much napoleon dynamite.

[burchalade]

Your mom's mom watches too much Napoleon Dynamite. I trumped everyone bitches.

[algoesextrano]

Everyone seems to think the your mom thing originated with napoleon dynamite. You guys are so not scene/ the anti-sex.

[astroturf1985]

that really hurt. bad.

oh well, we cant compete with your superior intelligence and whatnot.

why try to start a shuffle on my livejournal anyways? that is random and pointless.