Rimshot...

[astroprisoner]

So, last night I'm walking along a dark country road, and a flying saucer lands in front of me. A little green man steps out, and says "Where am I? Take me to your leader!"

I enthusiastically replied "Welcome to America! I'll take you to President Obama!"

The little green man replied "Oh...no..I'm sorry. I actually meant to land in France."