DON'T EVEN....
Ok, been doing more thinking, but now I have thought myself into a fit of rage. I was thinking about some things, then my adrenaline starts going and my heart rate is up. So now, I present to you everything that pisses me off at the moment:
1)Hypocrites - I hate, hate, hate, people who claim to be one thing, then act in a completely different way. I'm not talking only about christians either. I'm saying that if you claim to stand for something, then you had better have the balls to back it up. If not, you are just a skidmark on the underpants of society, dirtbag.
2)The term "open minded" - What the crap? I mean really, if I don't want to do something, why does that make me close minded? What if I just don't want to do it? Here's a scenario:
"Want to try ________?" (insert whatever)
"No"
"You're not open minded, you never know unless you try."
Well guess what, I've never hit myself in the balls with a sledge hammer but I'm pretty sure I don't want to try that either.
You see, I think things through. When I answer a question, or even talk for that matter, it is the result of a well processed chain of thought. I don't automatically make an answer. I think about it. So next time you tell me I'm close minded, why don't you look at yourself a little. Introspection helps.
3)People with strong opinions on subjects they don't fully understand - 'nuff said.
4)Political correctness - I'll call the person on a plane a stewardess if I darn well please to. I didn't know that was a derogatory word. Or waitress. Or black. Or white. Or Christmas. Or fireman. Or... the list goes on and on.
5)People who play the race or sex card(just to get their way) - If a black man doesn't get a job, it isn't automatically racism. Maybe he isn't qualified. Or a woman gets treated badly. She claims it is racism. Why? She probably just wants her way. Unless some sexist or racist comment is actually made, then maybe they are just insulting you because you are ignorant.
6)PETA - I'll eat meat if I want to, ya bunch of tree hugging pansies.
7)People who are offended easily - Guess what liberals, I'm a Christian, middle-class, white, male. Deal with it. If what I do offends you, turn the other way. There is no need in all of creation for you to go and ruin for everybody else. I don't complain when I see a Jew practice his religion. Or a muslim or whatever. That's fine. Let them do whatever. I'm not going to get it outlawed because it's not my religion. So what if I pray in school? If that offends you than you have problems. Deep, deep, problems.
8)People who cause pointless drama - If someone doesn't say "hi," it probably means that didn't see you. It doesn't automatically mean that they hate you. Don't start a fight over it.
9)When people who drink and do drugs seem to get offended by the fact that I don't drink and do drugs - What. The. CRAP!!! COME ON ALREADY. BIG FREAKIN' DEAL. Sometimes a few drinkers will act like it is some club that you have to join or you die. I've really been around a few people who seem to be hurt when I say no. If you are hurt by that, then just go kill yourself, because you have no hope in life and won't contribute anything. Stop using our taxes, leech.
10)The electric company that cut the limbs off the tree that I park under.
11)Dumb people - I'm not talking about the mentally handicapped, that's legit. I'm talking about the kind of person who is just plain dumb. Dumb beyond description.
Really, all of the above can be classified into one category: stupid. I need to go pray. Ask for some peace. Or else I'll be forced to take things into my own hands. And you don't want that.
1)Hypocrites - I hate, hate, hate, people who claim to be one thing, then act in a completely different way. I'm not talking only about christians either. I'm saying that if you claim to stand for something, then you had better have the balls to back it up. If not, you are just a skidmark on the underpants of society, dirtbag.
2)The term "open minded" - What the crap? I mean really, if I don't want to do something, why does that make me close minded? What if I just don't want to do it? Here's a scenario:
"Want to try ________?" (insert whatever)
"No"
"You're not open minded, you never know unless you try."
Well guess what, I've never hit myself in the balls with a sledge hammer but I'm pretty sure I don't want to try that either.
You see, I think things through. When I answer a question, or even talk for that matter, it is the result of a well processed chain of thought. I don't automatically make an answer. I think about it. So next time you tell me I'm close minded, why don't you look at yourself a little. Introspection helps.
3)People with strong opinions on subjects they don't fully understand - 'nuff said.
4)Political correctness - I'll call the person on a plane a stewardess if I darn well please to. I didn't know that was a derogatory word. Or waitress. Or black. Or white. Or Christmas. Or fireman. Or... the list goes on and on.
5)People who play the race or sex card(just to get their way) - If a black man doesn't get a job, it isn't automatically racism. Maybe he isn't qualified. Or a woman gets treated badly. She claims it is racism. Why? She probably just wants her way. Unless some sexist or racist comment is actually made, then maybe they are just insulting you because you are ignorant.
6)PETA - I'll eat meat if I want to, ya bunch of tree hugging pansies.
7)People who are offended easily - Guess what liberals, I'm a Christian, middle-class, white, male. Deal with it. If what I do offends you, turn the other way. There is no need in all of creation for you to go and ruin for everybody else. I don't complain when I see a Jew practice his religion. Or a muslim or whatever. That's fine. Let them do whatever. I'm not going to get it outlawed because it's not my religion. So what if I pray in school? If that offends you than you have problems. Deep, deep, problems.
8)People who cause pointless drama - If someone doesn't say "hi," it probably means that didn't see you. It doesn't automatically mean that they hate you. Don't start a fight over it.
9)When people who drink and do drugs seem to get offended by the fact that I don't drink and do drugs - What. The. CRAP!!! COME ON ALREADY. BIG FREAKIN' DEAL. Sometimes a few drinkers will act like it is some club that you have to join or you die. I've really been around a few people who seem to be hurt when I say no. If you are hurt by that, then just go kill yourself, because you have no hope in life and won't contribute anything. Stop using our taxes, leech.
10)The electric company that cut the limbs off the tree that I park under.
11)Dumb people - I'm not talking about the mentally handicapped, that's legit. I'm talking about the kind of person who is just plain dumb. Dumb beyond description.
Really, all of the above can be classified into one category: stupid. I need to go pray. Ask for some peace. Or else I'll be forced to take things into my own hands. And you don't want that.