Return of the John-Guy
I'm back.
College is crazy. A few key notes for the moment, because there is SO much unadulterated Crazy running rampant here:
-I have been awake since 7:00 A.M. on September 11, 2006
-I live on Lupton 6. This is the party floor of the party dorm. Hell yes.
-House is the best show ever. House > infinity.
-I'm in the Concert Choir. We'll be singing the Alma Mater (which is amazing, by the way), along with Sir EJ's "Can You Feel the Love Tonight." I'm freaking excited because the choir is four parts. And the girls are actually good!
-I'm coming up for the Saint X/Trinity game.
-I have a fan club.
-I am a crossword FREAK!
-Chemistry is the most difficult thing I have ever done. Tedious, mindblowing, and the coolest thing I have ever seen. God help me.
-We have a big TV and *drumroll* SURROUND SOUND!
-Saint X was concentrated Goodfellow. Vanderbilt is a bit more diluted.
-Isaac and I have bunked our beds to open up floor space. He's on top. *grumble*
-I've been up for 42 hours straight now. Just thought I'd mention that again.
-Ping pong is my forté.
-Raquetball is not my forté.
-I am too tall for the General Library's scrawny halls.
-I almost went vegetarian for a week, but I succumbed to barbecue.
-The manager at our Quiznos is featured on Ebaumsworld.com.
-Vomit is found almost on a nightly basis in our hall.
-Ventilators cover the smell of pot pretty well. The two kids down the hall should use it sometime.
-Frat parties are amazing.
-Two upcoming parties: Son of a Beach and Snakes on a Choir.
-There are four squirrels for every one undergraduate. I've named mine Lenny, Juanita, Beatrice, and Titus Jr.
-Dodecaphonics. Enough said.
-Flip flops are comfortable enough to walk across campus in, suprisingly enough.
-I've slept through the same class twice. Doesn't matter, hah!
-Intelligence and overall goodfellowry, as previously mentioned, are below what I had expected.
-There's a Borders on the corner of the University. Woot!
-Books are freaking expensive.
-I'm writing a chem lab report at the moment.
-My posters are so intelligent it's not funny. In lieu of half-naked women and beer, I have a Monet, a Dali, and a Klimt. Isaac has a Bosch. Mhm.
-The Big Lebowski is an amazing movie.
-I've snuck into the Jewish Center on campus with Vincent to play pool three or four times now. I think they let us go because it looks as though we're improving the Jewish-Aryan relations. Too bad Vincent isn't Jewish.
-I realized how awesome you guys really are. Twenty in a million, you are.
Well, I'm waiting for the hallucinations to kick in, so I can slay dragons and aliens. Good night, sweet prince!
-JB
College is crazy. A few key notes for the moment, because there is SO much unadulterated Crazy running rampant here:
-I have been awake since 7:00 A.M. on September 11, 2006
-I live on Lupton 6. This is the party floor of the party dorm. Hell yes.
-House is the best show ever. House > infinity.
-I'm in the Concert Choir. We'll be singing the Alma Mater (which is amazing, by the way), along with Sir EJ's "Can You Feel the Love Tonight." I'm freaking excited because the choir is four parts. And the girls are actually good!
-I'm coming up for the Saint X/Trinity game.
-I have a fan club.
-I am a crossword FREAK!
-Chemistry is the most difficult thing I have ever done. Tedious, mindblowing, and the coolest thing I have ever seen. God help me.
-We have a big TV and *drumroll* SURROUND SOUND!
-Saint X was concentrated Goodfellow. Vanderbilt is a bit more diluted.
-Isaac and I have bunked our beds to open up floor space. He's on top. *grumble*
-I've been up for 42 hours straight now. Just thought I'd mention that again.
-Ping pong is my forté.
-Raquetball is not my forté.
-I am too tall for the General Library's scrawny halls.
-I almost went vegetarian for a week, but I succumbed to barbecue.
-The manager at our Quiznos is featured on Ebaumsworld.com.
-Vomit is found almost on a nightly basis in our hall.
-Ventilators cover the smell of pot pretty well. The two kids down the hall should use it sometime.
-Frat parties are amazing.
-Two upcoming parties: Son of a Beach and Snakes on a Choir.
-There are four squirrels for every one undergraduate. I've named mine Lenny, Juanita, Beatrice, and Titus Jr.
-Dodecaphonics. Enough said.
-Flip flops are comfortable enough to walk across campus in, suprisingly enough.
-I've slept through the same class twice. Doesn't matter, hah!
-Intelligence and overall goodfellowry, as previously mentioned, are below what I had expected.
-There's a Borders on the corner of the University. Woot!
-Books are freaking expensive.
-I'm writing a chem lab report at the moment.
-My posters are so intelligent it's not funny. In lieu of half-naked women and beer, I have a Monet, a Dali, and a Klimt. Isaac has a Bosch. Mhm.
-The Big Lebowski is an amazing movie.
-I've snuck into the Jewish Center on campus with Vincent to play pool three or four times now. I think they let us go because it looks as though we're improving the Jewish-Aryan relations. Too bad Vincent isn't Jewish.
-I realized how awesome you guys really are. Twenty in a million, you are.
Well, I'm waiting for the hallucinations to kick in, so I can slay dragons and aliens. Good night, sweet prince!
-JB