I'd long since given up on it, but looky!
intoabar is back from the dead! I'm very pleased about that, since I've always thought that was an immensely fun idea for a fic challenge, and way back when there was supposed to be another round Sometime Real Soon, I already had a wonderfully cracky choice of character picked out. Which I think I still might go with.
Also, since I'm always moaning about how I keep reading really bad Once Upon a Time fanfiction, I feel like I should occasionally point out the good stuff when I come upon it, so here's a rec:
"Playing with Fire" by Fyre, a Gold/Lacey episode tag for "Lacey." It's awful in all the best, most believably disturbing, most heart-breaking ways. Warning: contains explicit sex, violence, and massive spoilers for the episode.