Multiversal Madness, Pt. 3

Apr 05, 2006 02:41

Still more answers for that too-funny-to-live "character questions" meme.

From kerravonsen:

What do you think the favourite ice cream flavours (or sundaes) of Crichton, the 4th Doctor, Giles, The Master and Scorpius would be?

Crichton occasionally has borderline-pornographic fantasies about incredibly elaborate sundaes with three flavors of ice cream on a chocolate brownie under a sea of whipped cream, sprinkles, and nuts.

The Doctor says that sounds delightful, he'll have what Crichton's having.

Giles... I dunno. I think something very simple or delicate somehow. Like plain chocolate, or butter pecan. Or maybe something with caramel. I don't know why, but something about Giles just says "caramel" to me.

The Master kind of liked that soft-serve vanilla-and-chocolate-swirl stuff they served in the prison cafeteria when he was locked up on Earth.

Scorpius has never had ice cream and probably wouldn't like it that much if he did. Too sweet, and melts too quickly in his mouth.

If Lorne and Bender had to work together (to save the universe, to solve a crime, whatever) what would the peril be, and what would happen?

Bwahahahahaha! Oh, that is the funniest team-up ever. OK, I'm not sure what exactly it would be, but it would probably involve some crazy invention of the Professor's, demons, hookers, karaoke, running from the police, booze, snark, comedy, and them solving whatever-it-is at the end almost completely by accident. At some point, they would encounter an electromagnet, Bender would sing folksongs, and Lorne would shudder and feel a strong need to wash out his brain. It would, of course, be set in Las Vegas.

From entropy_house:

Vila, Stark, and the Master share an apartment, who gets the Master bedroom, who gets invited to share it and who winds up sleeping on the couch?

The Master gets the Master bedroom, naturally! And neither of them are sharing it, because they're both terrified of him, and he thinks they're incredibly annoying inferior beings. Vila gets the couch, because he complains about having a bad back. Stark sleeps on the floor, which he doesn't actually mind, because it's more comfy than a mat in a cell, anyway.

From lizamanynames:

All 15 are together, facing certain death. It is not possible for all 15 to live, but through noble sacrifice of one or more, the others could.

What happens? >:D

Zhaan jumps into the wormhole. :)

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