Why am I assigned with meeting some non-existing reservist Xerox employee in an island of 8 million people? I have no contact information on this guy, and apparently must reorder some pages before I meet him, but am left without page order.
I need to write an email to my editor. I called in sick for one article, and have just ignored her since. For all intents and purposes, I am no longer on the staff of the Daily Pennsylvanian. I shall claim, er, family problems. Which can be validly claimed. Well, not right now, as things are well, but some 7 days ago they weren't.
Please watch
this to better understand the condition I live in.
Memorable quotes:
"We'll write a letter to the enemy, telling them we had a family emergency!"
"Snood is good for you and me,
Please pay the registration fee"
Memorable quotes of the day:
"Shit! 30th Street is...shit!" -Sikh taxi driver
"Hey Bruno." Jimmy at train station, only memorable because I seem to run into him everywhere.
Am out of quotes. People were not entertaining.