Fire Ants on Crotch
Yesterday, while playing soccer with some friends, I found my crotch covered in fire ants. My opponent accidentally kicked a huge mound of dirt (fire ant home) at me from point blank range. With in two steps, my shorts were off and I was sprinting across the field slapping my legs and beating myself. I didn't get a single bite :)
Afterwards, I brought a Crush to Crush. Photos to come. It was an amazing night, and I think Kristin was disgusted by our dirty dancing. We kicked it better than Patrick Swayze. Maybe not as good as the footloose Kevin Bacon, but definitely better than Swayze. He ain't got shit.
Afterwards, I brought a Crush to Crush. Photos to come. It was an amazing night, and I think Kristin was disgusted by our dirty dancing. We kicked it better than Patrick Swayze. Maybe not as good as the footloose Kevin Bacon, but definitely better than Swayze. He ain't got shit.