April Fools Daylight Savings Time!
Damn, I had no idea that daylight savings time stole an hour of my life last night. I am pissed. Last night I looked at my clock (which somehow knew daylight savings time began) and I couldn't understand how 4am snuck up on me so quickly. This morning I called some of my peeps at 12pm for our scheduled 1pm soccer game and they both told me I was up an hour early. I assumed someone april fooled the fuck out of me, so I made some pancakes.
Hot damn! Jeb Bush made an appearance in my dream last night. My celly started to ring, and it read "Jeb Bush" like I talked to him on a regular basis. So I answered, "Hey Jeb, what do you want?" After a brief pause Jeb replied, "Oh nothing I was just skimming through some of your personal information we have on file here at the department of defense. I have my eye on you Alex, you and all of the other protestors. Hey Alex, what two things can't you see at night? Black people, and night crawler." "That was a stupid joke, did you expect me to laugh," I inquired? "I can't believe my tax dollars are being spent on your phone calls and shitty jokes." THE END.
Hot damn! Jeb Bush made an appearance in my dream last night. My celly started to ring, and it read "Jeb Bush" like I talked to him on a regular basis. So I answered, "Hey Jeb, what do you want?" After a brief pause Jeb replied, "Oh nothing I was just skimming through some of your personal information we have on file here at the department of defense. I have my eye on you Alex, you and all of the other protestors. Hey Alex, what two things can't you see at night? Black people, and night crawler." "That was a stupid joke, did you expect me to laugh," I inquired? "I can't believe my tax dollars are being spent on your phone calls and shitty jokes." THE END.