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So Tim bought this "magic eight ball" style Yoda today. It's pretty sweet. You turn him on and he goes, "Sense the force in my left hand..." I gotta remember that one the next time I'm at the bar and want to pick up some guy. Anyway, so he tells you to sense his forceful handliness and then you're supposed to ask him questions and squeeze his hand again and he gives you some priceless answer or another, such as: "Yes, I feel the answer is." and "No. Come to pass, this will not." and "Always in motion, the force is. Difficult to see, the answer is." Which is great, because it was really foggy today and every time we asked him questions like, "Is Shari going to drive into that street lamp because she's still laughing about sensing the force in Yoda's hand?" we got that answer about things being difficult to see. And dammit, that street lamp was difficult to see!
The best was when, after playing with Yoda for an hour or so and getting lots of duplicate answers, we were suddenly treated to this gem:
"Hehehe... Tickled me, you have."
That's right, kids. Coming soon to a toy store near you - "Tickle Me Yoda". Sense the force in his giggles.
The best was when, after playing with Yoda for an hour or so and getting lots of duplicate answers, we were suddenly treated to this gem:
"Hehehe... Tickled me, you have."
That's right, kids. Coming soon to a toy store near you - "Tickle Me Yoda". Sense the force in his giggles.