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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I bought porn for sara_mclain (-10 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole chizad18723's purse (30 points). Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I put gum in megs928's hair (-12 points). In April I punched romo084 in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (698 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
astroaj10
ironically...i've actually been to duluth minnesota