Why wouldn't you want to read this?
A
• Are you available?: For what? To go to lunch? Sure. To make out on your couch? not so much (unless you're Aaron, and then Bring It!).
• What is your age?: 31
• What annoys you?: The fact that my kitchen cannot stay clean for more than 117 minutes
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Bill, yeah. I think he'd drop-kick me if I called him "billy" though.
• When is your birthday?: 21st of May
• Who is your best friend?: Aaron. Or my mom. Or Rebecca (CRAP -- I need to call her!). Maybe Melissa.
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Peanut Butter Twix
• Crush?: Jen's new hair ;)
• When was the last time you cried?: Ummm...I don't know. Wow -- that's big for me. I'm sure within the last month.
D
• Do you daydream?: I'm a SAHM with two boys. Whaddayou think?
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: Meh...can't have one, so don't think about it much.
• What day of the week is it?: Thursday.
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Cooked. All the way through.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: My dad was a surgeon, and my mom is an ER nurse. I've been there.
• Ever pet an elephant?: Not that I can recall. I once felt fake rhino skin.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: On flies, yes.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: NO, but now I kind of want to.
• Is there a fan in your room?: Yep.
G
• Do you chew gum?: Sometimes.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Only a few. Peachy rings are good.
• Do you like gory movies?: Not really.
H
• How are you?: Pretty good. I'm procrastinating.
• What's your height?: 5'8''
• What color is your hair?: Dark brown
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Chocolate Peanut Butter. Or Chunky Monkey. Or Pistachio Pistachio.
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yes.
• Ever been in an igloo?: Can't say that I have.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean? Most jelly-bellies. I don't like the licorice ones even a little. Blech.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Several.
• Do you wear jewelry?: Usually. Wedding ring, always. Toe ring in the warm months. Earrings, usually. Necklace, sometimes. Watch, more often than not.
K
• Who do you want to kill?: I like the thought of going to heaven, so I'm going to go with no one.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yepperooney.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: In theory, yes.
L
• Are you laidback?: I can be.
• Lions or Tigers?: Tigers.
• Do you like black licorice?: See jelly bean question.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: E.T. and Annie
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: What's that?
• Favorite store at the mall?: I haven't been to a mall in months. Ummm... I like Gap, and Macys. Pretzel Factory is yummy!
N
• Do you have a nickname?: A few.
• Whats your favorite number?: 12
• Do you prefer night or day?: A little of each, please.
O
• What's your one wish?: I really do want world peace.
• Are you an only child?: Kind of, but not really. (figure that one out!) I'm the only offspring of my two parents. But both had kids with first spouses.
• Do you like the color orange?: Mostly.
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: Why are you asking me all these questions?
• Piercings?: Ears. Navel once.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: No, but I kind of like it.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Superficially, yes. More than I should. But really judge? I don't think so.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: In cookies, yes. Otherwise with brown sugar an maple syrup.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: I've tied a few myself.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: I don't *think* I'm always right...
• Do you watch reality TV?: Not much.
• Reason to cry?: It doesn't take much.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Yes.
• Do you like snow?: Unless it hampers my driving, yes.
• Whats your favorite season?: Spring. Or Autumn. Or Winter. Or Summer. Probably Spring. No, Autumn.
T
• What time is it?: 10:31am
• What time did you wake up?: 8:25am
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: Never tried.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: Bert.
• How many uncles do you have?: 4 directly. If you extend (in-laws), it's more like 15.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Beets. Never trust a food that dyes everything around it.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: No.
• Ever considered being vegan?: No thanks.
W
• What's your worst habit?: Procrastination. Hah!
• Do you like water rides?: No. I LOVE them.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: Sadly, no.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Oui.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Ummm.... are there a lot of people who haven't?
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Selectively.
• What year were you born in?: 1976.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: No. I cry.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: For amusement more than anything.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Gemini.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: A few weeks ago.
• Are you available?: For what? To go to lunch? Sure. To make out on your couch? not so much (unless you're Aaron, and then Bring It!).
• What is your age?: 31
• What annoys you?: The fact that my kitchen cannot stay clean for more than 117 minutes
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Bill, yeah. I think he'd drop-kick me if I called him "billy" though.
• When is your birthday?: 21st of May
• Who is your best friend?: Aaron. Or my mom. Or Rebecca (CRAP -- I need to call her!). Maybe Melissa.
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Peanut Butter Twix
• Crush?: Jen's new hair ;)
• When was the last time you cried?: Ummm...I don't know. Wow -- that's big for me. I'm sure within the last month.
D
• Do you daydream?: I'm a SAHM with two boys. Whaddayou think?
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: Meh...can't have one, so don't think about it much.
• What day of the week is it?: Thursday.
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Cooked. All the way through.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: My dad was a surgeon, and my mom is an ER nurse. I've been there.
• Ever pet an elephant?: Not that I can recall. I once felt fake rhino skin.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: On flies, yes.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: NO, but now I kind of want to.
• Is there a fan in your room?: Yep.
G
• Do you chew gum?: Sometimes.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Only a few. Peachy rings are good.
• Do you like gory movies?: Not really.
H
• How are you?: Pretty good. I'm procrastinating.
• What's your height?: 5'8''
• What color is your hair?: Dark brown
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Chocolate Peanut Butter. Or Chunky Monkey. Or Pistachio Pistachio.
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yes.
• Ever been in an igloo?: Can't say that I have.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean? Most jelly-bellies. I don't like the licorice ones even a little. Blech.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Several.
• Do you wear jewelry?: Usually. Wedding ring, always. Toe ring in the warm months. Earrings, usually. Necklace, sometimes. Watch, more often than not.
K
• Who do you want to kill?: I like the thought of going to heaven, so I'm going to go with no one.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yepperooney.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: In theory, yes.
L
• Are you laidback?: I can be.
• Lions or Tigers?: Tigers.
• Do you like black licorice?: See jelly bean question.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: E.T. and Annie
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: What's that?
• Favorite store at the mall?: I haven't been to a mall in months. Ummm... I like Gap, and Macys. Pretzel Factory is yummy!
N
• Do you have a nickname?: A few.
• Whats your favorite number?: 12
• Do you prefer night or day?: A little of each, please.
O
• What's your one wish?: I really do want world peace.
• Are you an only child?: Kind of, but not really. (figure that one out!) I'm the only offspring of my two parents. But both had kids with first spouses.
• Do you like the color orange?: Mostly.
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: Why are you asking me all these questions?
• Piercings?: Ears. Navel once.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: No, but I kind of like it.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Superficially, yes. More than I should. But really judge? I don't think so.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: In cookies, yes. Otherwise with brown sugar an maple syrup.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: I've tied a few myself.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: I don't *think* I'm always right...
• Do you watch reality TV?: Not much.
• Reason to cry?: It doesn't take much.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Yes.
• Do you like snow?: Unless it hampers my driving, yes.
• Whats your favorite season?: Spring. Or Autumn. Or Winter. Or Summer. Probably Spring. No, Autumn.
T
• What time is it?: 10:31am
• What time did you wake up?: 8:25am
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: Never tried.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: Bert.
• How many uncles do you have?: 4 directly. If you extend (in-laws), it's more like 15.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Beets. Never trust a food that dyes everything around it.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: No.
• Ever considered being vegan?: No thanks.
W
• What's your worst habit?: Procrastination. Hah!
• Do you like water rides?: No. I LOVE them.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: Sadly, no.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Oui.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Ummm.... are there a lot of people who haven't?
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Selectively.
• What year were you born in?: 1976.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: No. I cry.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: For amusement more than anything.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Gemini.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: A few weeks ago.