This one's for my mom:
Palin Prank Call - If you scroll down a bit, you can listen to the call.
On the other hand, one my co-workers has swallowed a spork prong. She called the clinic & ER and has been instructed to expel it. Thankfully, for her, we do have one private bathroom on the other side of the building. Poor thing. Some days are just interesting. That's the kind of thing that would happen to me.