☠ one [voice]
-the hell?
...
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! WHO THE HELL COMES UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT?! I SWEAR IF THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FUCKIN’ MESSES, MUDOU, I’LL KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD YOUR GODDAMNED SISTER’LL FEEL IT!! CAN’T A GUY JUST DIE QUIETLY? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT IDEA, HUH?! REST IN PEACE MY FUCKING ASS!!
[there is an incoherent yell of sheer frustration following his rant, along with a sudden whooshing of air and a loud clatter… several seconds later the sound of approaching footsteps can be heard, suggesting that the device was thrown a good distance away before the speaker decided he might actually need it after all]
This fucking sucks. Where the hell am I anyway? Can anyone even hear me?!
[brief pause in which a cigarette lighter flicking open can be heard, followed by an irritated sigh]
... Least I ain’t bleedin’ all over the fucking place anymore.