Jan 07, 2009 23:59
I had a dream that I was visiting Eric, and his grandmother had gotten him Rock Band 3 for Christmas. It wasn’t that much different than the previous installments, except that it had these Little Caesar’s sponsored X-Men video clips on it. We watched one where the X-Men were fighting Sabertooth in this dried up basin where a pond used to be. In the middle of the fight, Jean turned on the other X-Men by using her telepathic powers to turn everyone against each other. I think they eventually restrained her. Later it was established that the X-Men’s jet was a mechanical shark, and that it had just acquired mutant powers. It ate a bunch of jellybeans, and it realized its power was to voluntarily move ingested food from any part of its digestive system to another. It said that it didn’t like moving the digested jellybeans from its stomach back into its mouth. This voice told it to try moving the jellybeans from its ass to its mouth. When it moved the jellybeans, it made this continuous farting noise as the jellybeans shot up out of the bottom of its mouth and bounced off the walls like popcorn. This went on for a good two minutes. Later when the X-Men were on the jet/mechanical shark, they were heading to the jungles of the Amazon where they planned on building huts. The jellybeans were all over the place, and they were slimy from having been in the shark’s digestive system. The X-Men were asking Magneto for advice about building the huts, and he was showing them these little wooden models he had built. That’s all I remember.
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I don't remember any details from yesterday that may have inspired this dream, but I just wanted to comment that the digestive thing is probably one of the most useless superpowers my subconscious has come up with (although I guess it might come in handy if you were sick and didn't want to puke).
x-men sabertooth,
x-men magneto,
x-men,
x-men jean,
eric