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PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004
EXPERIENCE AND EDUCATION
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
driving under
the influence of alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a
fine, and had
my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
driving
record has been "lost" and is not available.
Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I
refused
to take a drug test or answer any questions about my
drug use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to
avoid
combat duty in Vietnam.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
Texas in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my
stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal
that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil
industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor
of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my
tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog-ridden
city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any
governor in
American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida,
and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of *over one billion dollars per week*.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the U.S. stock market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
millionaire,"Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after
her.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips
by a U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
One of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during
my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was
spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been
spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in
history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil
industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
than any President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States
government.
I've broken more international treaties than any
President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S.
"prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press
conferences of any President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in
any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the
U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of
diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million
people),shattering the record for protests against any person
in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United
Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. I
have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families --
in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British
friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority
of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden to justice.
During the Iraq War and Occupation thousands of
American troops were injured and killed. I did not have the time to
attend any of the funerals for our fallen soldiers but I did have
the time to attend more than 43 fundraising events of the
Republican party.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now
in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public
view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.
EXPERIENCE AND EDUCATION
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
driving under
the influence of alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a
fine, and had
my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
driving
record has been "lost" and is not available.
Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I
refused
to take a drug test or answer any questions about my
drug use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to
avoid
combat duty in Vietnam.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
Texas in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my
stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal
that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil
industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor
of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my
tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog-ridden
city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any
governor in
American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida,
and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of *over one billion dollars per week*.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the U.S. stock market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
millionaire,"Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after
her.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips
by a U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
One of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during
my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was
spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been
spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in
history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil
industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
than any President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States
government.
I've broken more international treaties than any
President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S.
"prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press
conferences of any President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in
any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the
U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of
diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million
people),shattering the record for protests against any person
in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United
Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. I
have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families --
in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British
friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority
of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden to justice.
During the Iraq War and Occupation thousands of
American troops were injured and killed. I did not have the time to
attend any of the funerals for our fallen soldiers but I did have
the time to attend more than 43 fundraising events of the
Republican party.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now
in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public
view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.