fred durst is so emo and bald

Jul 13, 2004 02:50



Biggest Poser Alive Update
- Buddyhead Gossip Section

"Surprise, Fred Durst is fucking tripping balls.. again. Yes that is a Sonic Youth shirt he's wearing in the photo above. It's like seeing Satan wearing a shirt with Christ on it. Shit is wrong. Ok, first off let's get one thing straight! We DO NOT go looking for this shit, people email us this bullshit, and sometimes (such as this) it's just so fucked that we can't bite our tongues and we have to say something. So anyhoo, Fatty has this new "web-blog" just like every other dork who just got into emo, where he can express his "emotions", tell us what he's thinking (not a whole load, except "I'm not as famous as I used to be... WHAT'S GOING ON?!!?!), and try to convince the world that he listens to good music. Yeah, you gotta see this shit. Click HERE, dude is trying to tell everyone that now he's listening to My Bloody Valentine, Mazzy Star, and Seaweed while wearing a Sonic Youth shirt. Shit reads like a Saturday Night Live spoof... umm hey Donut Champion, don't you mean you're listening to Korn, Vanilla Ice, and Muddle Of Pudd? You can't trick us man, this whole new image “I’m really into good shit guys” shtick isn’t gonna fly brother… anyone with half a brain already knows you’re a jocko homo. The only thing this little skit of yours is gonna accomplish is alienating all the steak heads who still like you and “just wanna mosh”. We’ll ok, go ahead, dig your own grave fatso…

Oh yeah… and it gets better, not only is the Tubster typing about how he has good taste in music, he’s also paying people to write him some good songs. Yeah Fred Durst has hired Mark Lanagan’s band (which is also Plexi) for some big bucks to come down to a lockout and help his unmusical ass write some “credible” songs. Yeah, the dude is trying to BUY taste now. It doesn’t get any grosser than that. Get ready for the grungy LimpBIZkit album. We can’t fucking wait dude."

pucha komedi talaga to, astig talaga tong buddyhead dami akong napupulot na tsismis wehehehe...

eto pala yung xanga ni freddie d.
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=americanalien
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