Couvade

[astormisbrewing]

Title: Couvade

Pairing: KyuChul (Kyuhyun x Heechul)

Genre: crack, au

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Heechul found it hilarious. Kyuhyun, not so much.

Roommates

For the past twenty-two years of their lives, the story of Kim Heechul and Cho Kyuhyun had been relatively unremarkable. The two had lived down the street from each other forever, it seemed. Heechul

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The person trying to get into the role of a pitiful ex-lover to decide what they do

[lady_hanaka]

"You copy signatures upside-down," Heechul said. "That way you copy the lines and not just the words."
--I couldn’t have possibly taught you about that, could I have Stormy? XD Glad to know my amazing forgery info is being put to good use.
Walking pneumonia…oh college…
(Maybe not a crime, but an undesireable state of being that Heechul could find some way to fix.)
Yeah, get on that Heechul. Let’s fix that like, now.

Hm, my new challenge...shall be interesting...and probably angsty, way to go, Stormy. You know it won't end happily.

Re: The person trying to get into the role of a pitiful ex-lover to decide what they do

[lady_hanaka]

I forgot it again...so here you go...one day I'll remember to put a picture in my first comment. :D Two down, five to go. :D

Re: The person trying to get into the role of a pitiful ex-lover to decide what they do

[astormisbrewing]

Oh, that's so cute. He's trying to be sexy. But I can't look at him now without laughing. and whoever that is trying to get Leeteuk to "Come hither." Well, they know what they're doing.

But I was trying to offer up an angsty plot in an attempt for you to write humor. Since the humorous one got the angst. >.> Not that I'm complaining.

So, just one more time.

BAHAHA Oh, Kyuhyun, he's trying so hard,

Re: The person trying to get into the role of a pitiful ex-lover to decide what they do

[lady_hanaka]

Oh indeed. And one day I WILL write humor. Is that day tomorrow? Who knows, I haven't started the fic yet. XD

Facebook tells me you don't exist. I guess that makes it official. So the real question is...who am i talking to? You're a robot out to steal my secrets, aren't you? I won't go down without a fight!!!!!

[rrongrrong]

so glad u two have this kyuchul fest going on, i love most of kyuchul stories out there, i guess because i think kyu is the best apprentice in suju for heechul, his sharp tounge and all that jazz kekekeke
and somehow, my most fave kyuchul are the ones involving teenage!heechul and kid!kyuhyun as in the heehyun series

so, phantom pregnancy? mwahahahahahaha i'd laugh right beside heech and never stop teasing kyu (though it earns punches);p
"i'll take full responsibility"

btw, u lost me on the boy with sisters derssing him like a princess, sungmin?

[astormisbrewing]

And we have a winner! Though I think I would have taken Leeteuk as an answer, as well. It's AU so I'm allowed to mess with it.

But I agree with you, having Kyuhyun be Heechul's apprentice. It leads to fun thoughts. Heechul teaching him the power of the dark side is a feasible image.

[rrongrrong]

ah, leeteuk sounds more believable, though, sungmin's not really close with heech than leeteuk, geng and siwon:D

[astormisbrewing]

Okie dokie. Leeteuk it is. :) He makes a very believablr woman, anyways. Let's just say it started in his youth. >}

[thundersquall]

Omg this was honestly hilarious and made me lol all the way through. Well, I started out cooing at the idea of KyuChul being childhood friends and the thought of baby!Kyu following Heechul around, but then the lulz started coming. I'll be looking forward to the next chapter. :3