Okay, Beer Girl Episode 7 will finally be revealed.
Okay so went to the races in Wagga in the end on Saturday? Yes was Caulfield cup day so must have been saturday. Am way too tired to really know. Anyway so started drinking at 10am for champagne brekkie. And because I was watching the cricket... or trying to I wasn't eating and Bruno was being really sweet and getting me drinks so I didn't have to get up... Adam was too but I dont care what adam does and we all know im not even slightly interested in Adam. Anyway so then I was talking to Ness's brother from Albury (or somewhere near there I think... maybe I'm making it up but he;s not from Wagga) anyway so there was definitly some attraction there so that became my plan for the day.
We got to the races and Bruno asked me for a tip... and I told him Railings (wasn't smart enough to put money on the damn horse myself though!) and i was hanging out talking to Michael (ness's bro not Shivs obsession!) and we were mucking around drinking and lots of touching... but when we went to leave I ran into Bruno... and me being the dick I am thought I'd stay with him *just-in-case* instead of going after *sure-thing* Michael. So it went like:
Bruno: I think I broke up with my girlfriend
Me: (trying not to seem like I care) Really Why?
Bruno: Do I need a reason
Me: thats awful
Bruno: (putting his arms around me and hand on my arse) I'm sorry about earlier this year I was a real c**t.
Me: (earlier this year???? how drunk was I?) Thats cool, really
and it went on and on and i have no idea anyway so he had his hands down my top and shit and then full broke up with his gf. and my friends are all her friends and think its my fault and then bruno and i got separated and i ended up with this guy from canberra called Dave who's great but not bruno. and bruno heard about dave and now we're being all awkward and polite.
and thats the breifest telling of the story possible is a mess
We got to the races and Bruno asked me for a tip... and I told him Railings (wasn't smart enough to put money on the damn horse myself though!) and i was hanging out talking to Michael (ness's bro not Shivs obsession!) and we were mucking around drinking and lots of touching... but when we went to leave I ran into Bruno... and me being the dick I am thought I'd stay with him *just-in-case* instead of going after *sure-thing* Michael. So it went like:
Bruno: I think I broke up with my girlfriend
Me: (trying not to seem like I care) Really Why?
Bruno: Do I need a reason
Me: thats awful
Bruno: (putting his arms around me and hand on my arse) I'm sorry about earlier this year I was a real c**t.
Me: (earlier this year???? how drunk was I?) Thats cool, really
and it went on and on and i have no idea anyway so he had his hands down my top and shit and then full broke up with his gf. and my friends are all her friends and think its my fault and then bruno and i got separated and i ended up with this guy from canberra called Dave who's great but not bruno. and bruno heard about dave and now we're being all awkward and polite.
and thats the breifest telling of the story possible is a mess