all i have to do is swing and i'm a hero, but i'm a zero.
Chelsea struggled in the first half against Birmingham.
that low rumble you hear in the distance? no, that's not thunder, just the sound of my hysterical laughter. i suspect it should be especially loud for mina_pak, living so close by and all. i don't care if they still got a couple points, not as long as birmingham managed to snatch one away. and really, birmingham? oh no, i feel the laughter bubbling up again. seven points, bitches! ruud's coming for you!
watched liverpool. and my, my, my, that was some very nice alonso action. kicking from one end of the pitch to let cisse score at the other? who does that? not only does he score from the other half, but he sets up goals too. gosh. i wouldn't have even noticed stevie wasn't around if i hadn't already mourned when captain carra (who looked mighty nice, i might have something of a captain!kink) marched onto the field in his place. and speaking of mr. frowny face himself, that new carlsberg ad does very, very dirty things to me. good, but dirty.
also taped the dallas/chicago match, so i've got that for later. and i think i've got coverage of la sometime tonight too. fun. but most important footie news? DYNAMO TOMORROW. and who's going? yep, that's me. excited doesn't even begin to cover it. i can't wait. i'm actually going to see a player i really like in action!
now i'm off to go write my paper on how mayor bill white is stone cold sexy and is therefore the best texas politician ever. here i come, whitey!
that low rumble you hear in the distance? no, that's not thunder, just the sound of my hysterical laughter. i suspect it should be especially loud for mina_pak, living so close by and all. i don't care if they still got a couple points, not as long as birmingham managed to snatch one away. and really, birmingham? oh no, i feel the laughter bubbling up again. seven points, bitches! ruud's coming for you!
watched liverpool. and my, my, my, that was some very nice alonso action. kicking from one end of the pitch to let cisse score at the other? who does that? not only does he score from the other half, but he sets up goals too. gosh. i wouldn't have even noticed stevie wasn't around if i hadn't already mourned when captain carra (who looked mighty nice, i might have something of a captain!kink) marched onto the field in his place. and speaking of mr. frowny face himself, that new carlsberg ad does very, very dirty things to me. good, but dirty.
also taped the dallas/chicago match, so i've got that for later. and i think i've got coverage of la sometime tonight too. fun. but most important footie news? DYNAMO TOMORROW. and who's going? yep, that's me. excited doesn't even begin to cover it. i can't wait. i'm actually going to see a player i really like in action!
now i'm off to go write my paper on how mayor bill white is stone cold sexy and is therefore the best texas politician ever. here i come, whitey!