Idol RPF: The Evil Sinister Dark Evil Very Bad Claiming of Kris Allen (Adam/Kris)

[astolat]

Okay, so look, this kind of thing just happens sometimes.

The Evil Sinister Dark Evil Very Bad Claiming of Kris Allen (~500 words?)
Adam/Kris, adult, explicit, ...noncon?

"There's no hiding it from me anymore," Adam said. "And unless you do exactly as I say, the whole world will learn that the American Idol -- collects Powerpuff Girls!"

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[chica_charlie]

"I wrote you all those notes during the season," Kris said. "You know, the ones saying 'Dear Adam, please fuck me.'"

I was giggling the entire way through this, but this line in particular cracked me up. Customers are looking at me funny.

This was awesome. :D

[geeklite]

Your Evil Adam is the best thing ever!

[droolfangrrl]

Truly awesome. I read the prompt as it just seems so far off from what I've observed of Mr. Lambert.

[winterlive]

FUCK.
YES.

[kosh_1662]

Seriously.... this one made me laugh in real life 'til I was blue in the face and was in danger of passing out from lack of oxygen.