Idol RPF: Somnambulism (Adam/Kris)
Two useful pieces of information recently acquired by fandom:
Adam: likes to sleep naked.
Kris: sleepwalks occasionally.
IT WRITES ITSELF SOMETIMES OKAY
Somnambulism (3400 words)
Adam/Kris, adult, explicit, friendly mutual dubcon? :>
"At least we don't have to do the walk of shame?" Adam said.
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With many ♥ to
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Adam: likes to sleep naked.
Kris: sleepwalks occasionally.
IT WRITES ITSELF SOMETIMES OKAY
Somnambulism (3400 words)
Adam/Kris, adult, explicit, friendly mutual dubcon? :>
"At least we don't have to do the walk of shame?" Adam said.
(Read the story)
With many ♥ to
( Read more... )
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You have this awesome talent for a) entertaining me when I start looking around the net and bemoaning the lack of excellent fic and b) writing things that make me want to laugh out loud and embarrass myself in front of coworkers and family members
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"Bacon sandwich," Kris explained, which, it shortly became apparent, was sleep-language for "giving you a blowjob."
This. I have totally done this. It's like you make a whole new language when you're asleep, but I have memories of doing it and the poor person I was talking to had no clue what I was saying, while I thought I was speaking perfectly normal english, why weren't they following?
"I could've told you in two seconds he won't sleepwalk if you stick a pillow under his ankles when he goes to bed."
There are some things you should discuss peremptorily, you know?
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Also, "bacon sandwich" specifically was totally inspired by the hilarious Sleep Talkin' Man
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