OMGGGGGGGG

[astolat]

OKAY HE IS NOT NAKED BUT THERE IS A SNAKE AND ALSO A BUTTERFLY.

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[mecurtin]

For someone who's not naked, they're making *REALLY* certain that people look at his crotch. "Dear Male Gaze: Here."

[mamadeb]

Female, too.

GUH

[mecurtin]

Well of course, but that's not the radical part -- the radical part is basically *making straight guys look at a gay man's cock*.

[mamadeb]

Gotcha.

I know my husband was...bemused (he has news as his homepage, so he saw it as soon as he logged on. He's also somewhat bemused at ME. So am I.)

[phaballa]

OMGOMGOMG. I do not have words. THIS WILL BE IN MY MAILBOX SOON!!

[astolat]

I JUST SUBSCRIBED TO ROLLING STONE BUT I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THEN

[phaballa]

Rolling Stone has randomly been being delivered to me since the Britney issue in the winter. I am not going to complain! I can't wait to see what the pics inside are like. OH EM GEEEEEEEEE.

Distracting!

[destina]

Did he just call that boy you've been slashing him with pretty?? I mean, I'm ignoring that part about him being 100% straight, for the moment, and focusing on how he called him PRETTY. *g*

[astolat]

YES YES HE DID DESTINA YES

[quiet000001]

I'm not the only person whose first thought was "... but so FEW people are really 100% straight." Right?

(also: *WRITES FIVE MILLION STORIES ABOUT ADAM GETTING THAT TO 99%* yespleaserightnowthankyou.)

[teand]

Coooooome to the glitter side... You knoooow you want to...

[r1cepudding]

I'm watching the little behind-the-scenes video, and every time he laughs and is adorable (which is like nine times a minute) my entire head transforms into a heart-shaped lightbulb, and I go walking into walls.

[astolat]

I just linked it OH MY GOD, the part where he is LYING SPRAWLED ON HIS BACK ON THE BED AAAAAA

[r1cepudding]

BRB, NEVER GETTING ANYTHING DONE AGAIN.

What is awesome about it is that they have not tried to desexualise or feminise him at all. He still looks like his fabulous self, but it's very much HERE IS A DUDE AND HERE IS HIS PENIS HE LIKES TO FUCK MEN hahahaha look at your confused face >:)

[astolat]

YES omg! And seriously, it's like, LOOK YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM, WE DON'T CARE WHAT GENDER/ORIENTATION YOU ARE, YOU REALLY DO

[sevenfists]

Hahaaahaa that cover is EPIC. I don't even know how to parse this. Kris is pretty and totally his type? So much for those brain cells!

[astolat]

I KNOW

THANKS A LOT, ADAM, THAT WAS REALLY HELPFUL IN MY QUEST TO GET ANYTHING DONE OTHER THAN FANFIC ABOUT YOU AND KRIS

Squeeeeeeeeeeeee

[cincodemaygirl]

To be quite honest, if I were to arrange your daily schedule it would look something like this:

Wake
Write fanfic about Adam and Kris
(I suppose you may have time for lunch)
Write fanfic about Adam and Kris
Post fanfic about Adam and Kris

...Repeat for several weeks

Re: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee

[astolat]

...that is surprisingly accurate at this time.

(insert "Panic about not getting anything else done" a few times and you are very close)