Late season 1 spoilers herein!
The Trouble With Unicorns (2800 words)
Arthur/Merlin, explicit
"If you'd been lectured by my father for four hours on your thirteenth birthday about all the many disasters that occur to a realm when you muddy the succession with bastards, you wouldn't have been very quick to dive into bed with the nearest servant girl, either," Arthur muttered.
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