Sigh, yes. It's slash. *buys ticket to yet another special hell* I started writing this as a prompt in
monkiedude's comments
over here this morning, and abruptly it turned on me and was a story. Dammit!
Proximity (2500 words)
Cook/Archuleta
Cook usually made his bodyguards stay back-probably, Archie thought a little meanly, because they cramped his style of letting everyone grope him.
Read the story! With many many thanks to
giddygeek and
cesperanza for super-quick beta!