yay for porn! and burning puppies!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I gave it_will_rain a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I pulled ileviyou's hair (-5 points). In July I pushed alttab_to_word in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-738 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
astimegoesby
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I turned destradobsidian in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for soul_ina (-10 points). In January I helped heartstringhymn hide a body (-173 points). In August I bought porn for socialgrit (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-246 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
astimegoesby
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I helped distancedeath hide a body (-173 points). In February I punched tooby in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I set ileviyou's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-955 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
astimegoesby