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Apr 06, 2009 22:08

Living in a dorm is very similar to living in a household full of young children. And by this I mean that there's a large number of people running tonight. Running one way and then running the other. Apparently none of them know the meaning of "walk softly." I swear to gods, it's like all of them are wearing combat boots.

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mattcal April 7 2009, 15:53:42 UTC
Speaking of dorms filled with young children, I learned something very disturbing on my vending route today.

Dodds Hall is typically a freshmen dorm which has had some trouble in the past years. but new kids this year and they so far have been good. Until last weekend. The dumbasses got the pool balls and threw them around the basement. One through the window (all the way through the screen. I saw a perfect round hole with cracks around it myself) and then if they could be anymore stupid the numbskulls threw a pool ball through the TV! The fucking TV that is for all the students to watch whenever they want! Could they be any more retarded?
So naturally, the TV is gone for the rest of the year. The pool balls have disappeared as well as the pool sticks. And my boss said something about them dusting for fingerprints, although I don't think so. The strangest part is that they didn't touch the vending machines. They could've easily broken the glass and stolen the snacks (like the dumbasses in the hall next to me did), but no, just a window and the TV. Freaking crazyass fucks. You're in college now, act like it! If someone gives you a privilege like a TV to watch and a pool table to play on, you don't screw it up for no reason! Jesus.

And I totally understand the running thing. In our hall late one night they played "jump down the the small set of stairs in the middle of the hall and run like a beheaded chicken to the end of the hall and laugh hilariously" I gave them a look when I walked by and that stopped them. Usually doesn't.

Got to go to class. Will think of suggestions all throughout! lol.
... I want to incorporate goth somewhere in there. With something crazy and rainbowy. Hmm.. shall think about this.

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