[ooc] Treehouse discussion!
me: Man while I'm thinking about it
I should totally come up with a plan for the treehouse
Nishi: ... Yes.
me: ... it would help if I knew exactly what the area near the treehouse looks like but.
[always imagined this HUGE TREE with a few behind it, then this BIG SPACE and the cave at the other side, with Mukuro's stuff in the middle]
9 minutes
me: http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/treehouse.jpg
Nishi: ... w....... we totally WOULD lay out a plan like that
Because it's a goddamn forttress
me: It's a tree MANSION
Nishi: (and yes, that's how I see it too)
me: They should totally have like ... three buildings. One for the boys, one for the girls, and then this main area where they just chill and stuff.
http://www.nayaugpark.org/images/path-under-treehouse_u1o2.jpg Connected like that.
Nishi: ... w-we probably have to rebuild the guys side so many times
Mysteriously, the girls side walkways never get blown up
me: y-yes
1:42 AM The ladder would go up to the main part, but there's a part where we can just skate up into it no problem like in the original one
... [opens MS Paint]
1:43 AM Nishi: Yes. And with a second floor like that, we can have a rope to drag the ladder up
me: Yes. At night, to prevent invasions.
1:44 AM Nishi: Yes.
me: . . . why do I feel IC making these plans in MS Paint
Nishi: Because we would. AND WOULD PROUDLY SHOW OFF THE LAPTOP
me: HAHAHA
1:45 AM "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING EPIC PLAN" ". . . Ikki did you seriously do that in Paint" "FUCK YES I DID this Ikki-sama's artistic abilities have yet to dull!"
Nishi: HAHAHAHAH
W-We totally would.
1:46 AM me: We SHOULD.
1:47 AM The hilarious part is, while the MS Paint plans would look like the work of a five year old, somewhere, written down, is actual measurements and whatnot.
1:48 AM Nishi: Complete with estimates of weight bearing abilities, where reinforcements might be needed, etc
me: [nodnodnod]
1:52 AM ... dude.
1:53 AM DUDE. I should draw these out by hand.
And scan them.
Nishi: All. IKKI STYLE
We can't have Maman do it, because they'll be too neat and sensible
me: Exactly
With little notes here and there
I can totally pretend to write in a boy's messy handwriting
1:54 AM [GOES TO FIND A PENCIL]
Nishi: HAHAHAH
19 minutes
2:13 AM me: .... what girls do we have staying with us? Ichijou, Ringo, Yayoi, Emiri, Simca, Hako, and Gorgon?
2:14 AM Nishi: I think that's all of them
With guys, we picked up Devin and Prussia, have had Koga and Spitfire and Aeon
me: ... pfft
2:15 AM B-Boys part is gonna be huge
2:16 AM At least the girls can have their own room ... things ...
Nishi: HAHAHAH
2:17 AM Considering this is going to take a WHILE to build, I wouldn't be surprised if some of them drift off
me: Most likely, yeah.
Even some of the boys, too.
2:18 AM Nishi: Yeah, the core wont shift. Because. Kogarasumaru is Kogarasumaru
me: Yes.
2:19 AM [... writes stupid little notes]
Nishi: IKKI-SAMA'S GRAND ENTRYWAY.
2:20 AM .... we should name the rooms stupid Nobody style names
me: OMG WE SHOULD
(some notes on the girl's page: "guess what this is" "bridge?? what is this called anyway" and "rooms are possible?? what do they even want? fuck!")
Nishi: You should have in the middle of the commons area a note "THIS GOD IKKI'S THRONE GOES HERE" and like, seven different handwritings of "VETOED"
2:21 AM me: HAHAHAHAHA
I-I should do that when I scan it and abuse all the fonts I have
Nishi: Yes
2:22 AM me: Top of the boys page: "Fuck why do so many boys live here? Damn freeloaders"
16 minutes
2:38 AM Nishi: HAHAHAHAHA
2:39 AM Which. Is ironic considering Ikki and Agito's situation in canon
me: ... yes.
6 minutes
2:45 AM me: ... I got distracted halfway through by doing it on the computer so I could google a crown and shoop it in.
Nishi: ....... that's so very IC
me: 8D
7 minutes
2:53 AM me: ...
This is what I have so far
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8091/wtfthistreehouseji2.png
Nishi: I like how throne is mispelled
me: ...
whoops
s-shut up
2:54 AM Nishi: HAHAHAHA
me: [FIXES 8(]
Nishi: ... also, I propose that any attempt to get a TV will be replaced by Johngi the Genie
me: ....... who.
2:55 AM Nishi: The TV genie from PeeWee's playhouse
I probably horribly mispelled his name
me: .... OMFG
YES
Nishi: I love all the notes HAHAH
2:56 AM me: |D
2:59 AM http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5963/wtfthistreehousekq1.png FIXED
(I mispelt it again when I was fixing it ;; )
5 minutes
3:04 AM me: ... dude.
Our entire cast except for Sora and Nike are staying with us.
Nishi: ... yes.
me: Plus three.
Nishi: And some extra people
Yes.
3:05 AM ... But no one will EVER tell Ichijou-san to leave
me: ... no we won't
No one has the balls to
Nishi: No. NOT EVEN COLLECTIVELY
me: O-One day ;;
3:06 AM Ikki: Man the boys' part is gonna be HUGE
Cuz we have...
Ikki, Akito/Agito, Onigiri, Kazu, Devin, Prussia (cuz you will stay with us sometimes rite rite :D??), Bandou, Spitfire, and Aeon
HookerTerritory: pffft
You should put it to where the boys have a big place but it's STILL not that big enough
and the girls get like a spacious amount
Ikki: I-It's never big enough
The girls are gonna end up like
Getting rooms and shit
Cuz there's only seven of them
And Aeon and Spitfire get like
This little room up top
Cuz homos aren't allowed, they'll contaminate the rest of us
Nishi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I like how Kazu and Akito are exempt from that.... one because Ikki DOESN'T NOTICE and the other because IT'S NO USE
3:07 AM me: EXACTLY.
.... god I just.
Had this horrible thought.
Right over where Kazu sleeps there's this HOLE IN THE CEILING.
Where Aeon and Spitfire can watch him.
But when he moves where he sleeps
THE HOLE MOVES TOO
3:09 AM Nishi: ............ HAHAHAHAHAHA
me: Y/FY
Nishi: FY
me: \o/
3:10 AM This is going to be the best treehouse ever
Nishi: Yes it is.
We can try to make a holding pen for the laundry too
me: HAHAHAHA
I imagine it being like
Halfway between the main part and the boys part
This tiny building
3:11 AM And somehow they found steel to line the insides
And they just walk by and toss their laundry in there
Nishi: With barbed wire and BIG RED SIGNS
me: YES
H-Hazard signs
Nishi: Yes.
me: In different languages
3:12 AM And like the girls side is like, SO CLEAN
3:13 AM Nishi: Yes.
me: And there's signs threatening the boys never to enter.
Nishi: HAHAHAHAHAH
Signed, Emiri
And everyone else signed in smaller handwriting under it
me: Y-Yes
Nishi: ... sob, Agito would like, DRAW ON THE FLOOR as to his side and your shit stays over on that side! FUCK!
me: HAHAHAHAHA
3:14 AM Nishi: ... which starts a chalk war
me: Ikki, of course, claims the entire building.
Nishi: Yes.
me: "YOU BASTARDS CAN SLEEP IN THE CORNER, PILED ON EACH OTHER LIKE THE HOMOS YOU ARE"
3:15 AM Nishi: Akito (mimicking) "Yeah! Over there!"
me: HAHAHA <333
"See? Akito agrees--- WAIT THAT MEANS YOU TOO"
Nishi: HAHAHA
Cue the guys talking about how housebroken Ikki is by his live in relationship
3:16 AM me: And the cues the first time someone is thrown through the brand new window.
Nishi: Yes.
This is going to be beautiful
me: It so is. |D
SO PEOPLE LIVING IN THE TREEHOUSE. Or hell, anyone else who reads this: Do you have any input? Something you'd like to see? ANYTHING? Suggestion of tags for this entry? 8D?