SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME

[asterphage]

I WENT TO GET A GLASS OF DR PEPPER FROM THE KITCHEN AND IT WAS ALL SHAKEN UP, WHO WOULD DO THAT

Corroplast: your roommate
Corroplast: this is part of why i don't drink that stuff
asterphage: he isn't even home!
asterphage: if he WAS in the living room with his laptop watching some old movie on tv like every other day, i'd be like YOU BASTARD
Corroplast: perhaps it was YOU
asterphage: not that he'd do it anywa-
asterphage: o_o
asterphage: perhaps.

coming up next time: more AIM quotes.