where is the plus-size preteen girls department, i need a hello kitty shirt to fit an adult male

[asterphage]

So I totally want this Hello Kitty sweatshirt, but apparantly America is not obese enough yet for me to wear it.

Comments

[tgies]

that doesn't stop the Kawaii Anime Club slobs I see at the college every day from wearing shirts designed for Japanese schoolchildren

[asterphage]

Clearly what we need is a "BEING THIS FAT AND STUPID IS EXHAUSTING" shirt.

[kanna]

I really hope you someday succeed in your quest to get this sweatshirt, because I think it's perfect

[asterphage]

it's perfect

I AM so cute it's unduly burdensome, aren't I?

[thelastsong]

Maybe if you buy it, cut out the part you want, and stitch it really awkwardly to a sweatshirt that fits you?

[fluffpot]

You should just staple it to your chest.