UGH Darfur food crisis is so BORING! Save yer $$ for WEED!

Mar 13, 2008 12:21



hey sry for bad typing just took a MONSTER HIT of GIGGLE WEED through my GIANT GREEN SUPERBONG. neway, ran into this chick last nite @ o’sullivanmcflannigans & she was all, "hey, you hear about bandit raids making it impossible for food to get into Darfur?" and i was all, "bandits? the only bandits i care about were the ones who sold me this Blue Bubblejuice weed!"

she was all like, "Uh, aren’t there more important things going on right-"

but i cut her off when i heard her talking shit about weed. I said, "Hey, dummy! Blue Bubblejuice arrived as the sole product of a breeding effort featuring a Blueberry pollen source from Dutch Passion. The resultant plants immediately established themselves as the quality benchmark of their generation, BITCH!!!"

but whatever, she kept pushing it and i was like, fine, so i pulled out my t-mobile sidekick that i use to hide my 5th iPhone and visited:

www.friendsofwfp.org a.j.a the friends of the world food program. i was like, here, i just donated ten dollars now how about a BAJAJAY? but she talking to some NERD so my friends & i went home to smoke some indiana ditchweed.



WHATEVR! next time i’m spending my money on WEED, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LOS FELIZ!

lol,
astrios.
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