My business card = Mayor of Candyland!!!
To all that don't know about the game Loaded Questions, it is fantastic! Time to list some quotes along with the question to give you an idea of how it goes.... (all the "poems" are answers I gave and not exactly standard answers!)
- Q: If I had a store what would I sell?
A: If I had a store what would I sell,
Perhaps a whistle or a bell?
Perhaps some funny little toys?
Even young girls and boys?
No, no, the store for me would surely be,
A store that sold sex, for a fee!
- Q: What is an expensive thing you bought, that you wish you hadn't?
A: Devin's Virginity! (go Dannon go)
A: An Albino Dyslexic Elephant (Wifey Kirsten)
- Q: Name something annoying about the person to your right.
A: I refuse to answer because she'll maim me... oops too late! (Twitch refering to my lovely wife Kirsten!)
There were many more amusing answers however I have no memory and therefore cannot link them all to the questions.
I will post again soon (ya right)