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Stephanie Steinhoff has returned to Pburgh and left me in my cloud of smog and sorrow.
Last Thursday I met a guy from Deleware. I was drunk and told him I had never met anyone who had been to Deleware before, and I was pretty sure that the place didn't really exist. He assured me that it did and reminded me that Deleware held claim to being the first state ever. Is this true? I hope so because he said that was really all Delaware had going for it. How sad!
Also at the time I was wearing a shirt that had to be taped on to my body. Because it was that nonexistent. Pretty awesome.
P.s. I hate boys. No really, I do. Except then a really nice guy at my work bought me a book. And gave me some candy. And that made me feel better. I really love my job. You would not think a crappy Barnes and Noble job could be so life affirming, but it is. It balences out the sordid, drunken depression that being a writer sinks me into.
Last Thursday I met a guy from Deleware. I was drunk and told him I had never met anyone who had been to Deleware before, and I was pretty sure that the place didn't really exist. He assured me that it did and reminded me that Deleware held claim to being the first state ever. Is this true? I hope so because he said that was really all Delaware had going for it. How sad!
Also at the time I was wearing a shirt that had to be taped on to my body. Because it was that nonexistent. Pretty awesome.
P.s. I hate boys. No really, I do. Except then a really nice guy at my work bought me a book. And gave me some candy. And that made me feel better. I really love my job. You would not think a crappy Barnes and Noble job could be so life affirming, but it is. It balences out the sordid, drunken depression that being a writer sinks me into.