Area Pagan Dreading Big Family Vernal Equinox Celebration

[astartes_girdle]

LOL, I love the Onion. Except for the inverted pentacle and full goat on the table, and the small error that a pagan converted to Wicca from paganism (all Wiccans are pagan just as all Catholics are Christian), it may not be that far from the truth for some families. It is very funny though. Love the perspective.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_pagan_dreading_big_family??utm_source=EMTF_Onion