kitty powder bombs!

[astarteljb]

My evening is complete, I shall keep throwing the Newt, the tabby who always wants to escape, into the yard, into the snow, and then letting the dog jump her so that she's buried and runs screaming into the house. Think flour or other powder bomb but with cat inside and similar howling noises. It might make up for those thunderstorms I had to run into to drag her into the house...maybe.

The LOOK on her face when she saw me laughing my butt off at her tells me that tonight I shall die, so I send my love, and some cat hair (for DNA testing).

please let them cancel work tomorrow.

-l.