Fuck Santa's c-mas list. I bow down to no halmark devil.
my devil is much more demonic. And doesn't molest children.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
Yesterday, I exposed Clibhopper to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In December, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon toaster_penguin (65 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In July, I recruited Galrudula as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I sacrificed toaster_penguin to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (860 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Astarel
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
Yesterday, I exposed Clibhopper to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In December, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon toaster_penguin (65 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In July, I recruited Galrudula as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I sacrificed toaster_penguin to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (860 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Astarel
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!