twice the 7 most mediocre minutes of my life... with cigarette breaks.

[astarel]

Play-by-play of Dani's day (woah, that rhymed):

Comments

[banana5tkd]

Suggestion #1: Whip
Suggestion #2: Cage
Suggestion #3: Use the chair!

What? It was how I was raised.

[galrudula]

Except that then Dani'd have to deal with the kid's parents and possibly legal entanglements. The Great Pussification of America means that all of your suggestions can be easily argued as abuse. Whether or not they are is irrelevent (honestly, I'd taser a kid to teach them a lesson, but whatever), but if the kid's parents come home to a kid with a belt bruises, then you're in serious shit.

Of course, you could always belt the parents, too...

[banana5tkd]

I think "pussification" is now my favorite word.

You don't scare me with your electric razors! *taser sound*

[galrudula]

How about vagination? That's a cool word too.

"No, I won't clean up my room, and you can't make m-" *voip*

[astarel]

oh, but i can scare you with my literary razors. just come to a speech tournament sometime, I'll prove it. >: )

[astarel]

I kinda like the word "Pussification" because it's capitalized, so it's just cool like that... and it follows the word "Great", which is a very accurate description of the root of the word "pussification"

[astarel]

I'll keep those in mind.