tonight i learned...
the tollhouse lady, who invented chocolate chip cookies by accident sold her idea to nestle...for a lifetime supply of chocolate.
typical tollhouse family conversation
"here johnny, eat a chocolate bar"
"fuck, mom. i need new shoes... not chocolate. no, just put the chocolate down. mom, maybe you shouldn't have sold your idea for a lifetime supply of chocolate... fuck"
"but as far as chocolate, you're taken care of... until i die"
typical tollhouse family conversation
"here johnny, eat a chocolate bar"
"fuck, mom. i need new shoes... not chocolate. no, just put the chocolate down. mom, maybe you shouldn't have sold your idea for a lifetime supply of chocolate... fuck"
"but as far as chocolate, you're taken care of... until i die"