some things make me giggle
sometimes I think of things that I wish would happen, or rather...if they DID happen, though they might not ever happen, it would make me giggle. Here are some of those things:
1) If people drove their cars everywhere in reverse
2) If I was at the zoo, and saw the usual annoying people yelling at the gorillas trying to get them to look up so they could take a photo...and said annoying people got attacked by the gorilla who has jumped over the fence.
3) If my entire office did some kind of cardio dance routine every morning to get us moving before work. If we all did 20 jumping jack together though, that would be enough to make me giggle.
4) If Paster Lutzer said the word "bling" during one of his sermons...oh wait, he did two weeks ago! (I just wanted to let you all know that my 65 year old white pastor said the word "bling.")
5) if my husband did the laundry
6) And here's the best one...and bear with me because it requires some explaining. Ok, so you know how if an NFL player gets hurt really badly, and he has to be taken off the field in a stretcher? Well, usually the player holds up his hand and gives a thumbs up which usually results in cheers from the crowd. Who even started that? Anyway, so it's sort of become the thing to do if you get hurt in the NFL or another professional sport where you'd have to be carried off in a stretcher. Now, I've never seen this happen, but it would really make me giggle if the player being wheeled away in the stretcher extends his hand and gives a thumbs down. It would be like he was saying "yeah I know you want to see if I'm okay, but I'm giving a thumbs down because my leg hurts."
7) if when people passed gas, a colorful cloud would surround them. The color could be different every time, depending on what they ate that day. It would definitely cause people to own up to their own farts.
8) if, like in acient times, the winner of arguments was determined by the person who yelled the loudest.
Tell me something that would make you giggle if it happened!
1) If people drove their cars everywhere in reverse
2) If I was at the zoo, and saw the usual annoying people yelling at the gorillas trying to get them to look up so they could take a photo...and said annoying people got attacked by the gorilla who has jumped over the fence.
3) If my entire office did some kind of cardio dance routine every morning to get us moving before work. If we all did 20 jumping jack together though, that would be enough to make me giggle.
4) If Paster Lutzer said the word "bling" during one of his sermons...oh wait, he did two weeks ago! (I just wanted to let you all know that my 65 year old white pastor said the word "bling.")
5) if my husband did the laundry
6) And here's the best one...and bear with me because it requires some explaining. Ok, so you know how if an NFL player gets hurt really badly, and he has to be taken off the field in a stretcher? Well, usually the player holds up his hand and gives a thumbs up which usually results in cheers from the crowd. Who even started that? Anyway, so it's sort of become the thing to do if you get hurt in the NFL or another professional sport where you'd have to be carried off in a stretcher. Now, I've never seen this happen, but it would really make me giggle if the player being wheeled away in the stretcher extends his hand and gives a thumbs down. It would be like he was saying "yeah I know you want to see if I'm okay, but I'm giving a thumbs down because my leg hurts."
7) if when people passed gas, a colorful cloud would surround them. The color could be different every time, depending on what they ate that day. It would definitely cause people to own up to their own farts.
8) if, like in acient times, the winner of arguments was determined by the person who yelled the loudest.
Tell me something that would make you giggle if it happened!